Sunday, May 27, 2007

يمكن تنسينا الهم ولو لثانية

A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt, So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt. when she arrives at Cairo. she picks a random guy, and starts her interview

Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta

Reporter: Do u speak English?
Egyptian: Berfect

Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind

Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha

Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it

Reporter: oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do u sink?

Reporter: Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male. ...
Taha: yas male.. and I can brove it any time u want

Reporter: No, thanks, I'll take u for ur do u find life here in egypt?
Taha: Egybt.. very nice cantry.. nice wezar.. nice food.. byramidz

Reporter: oh well.. beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food

Reporter: Ok.. let 's move on.. what do u do?
Taha: I am very well ,sank u

Reporter: No, I mean do u have a job?
Taha (looking around him and whispering): Jobat? i dont have any (jobat).. lessa mastaba7nash. .do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car.. don't warry about bolice

Reporter: Oh my god, DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas.. Taxi drivar

Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha: Very big broblem.. very much cars.. u see?.. but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za me7war street.. and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha: I do not undurstand what u say

Reporter: I mean.. how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water.. and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make frend i know make money at home.. and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any money

Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha: me?! ..Not a lot.. but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?

Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment

Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha: What duz zat mean?

Reporter: Do u choose your president
Taha: Mubarak?

Reporter: yes
Taha (nervously): I didn't give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice

Reporter: Why him?
Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

Reporter: what about the last 26 years ?
Taha : I got marry.. and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi

Reporter: No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha: He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds

Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok.. just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head

Reporter: Grrrrrrrr
Taha: ok ok.. need a Taxi?
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