Sunday, May 27, 2007

يمكن تنسينا الهم ولو لثانية

A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt, So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt. when she arrives at Cairo. she picks a random guy, and starts her interview

Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta

Reporter: Do u speak English?
Egyptian: Berfect

Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind

Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha

Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it

Reporter: oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do u sink?

Reporter: Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male. ...
Taha: yas male.. and I can brove it any time u want

Reporter: No, thanks, I'll take u for ur do u find life here in egypt?
Taha: Egybt.. very nice cantry.. nice wezar.. nice food.. byramidz

Reporter: oh well.. beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food

Reporter: Ok.. let 's move on.. what do u do?
Taha: I am very well ,sank u

Reporter: No, I mean do u have a job?
Taha (looking around him and whispering): Jobat? i dont have any (jobat).. lessa mastaba7nash. .do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car.. don't warry about bolice

Reporter: Oh my god, DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas.. Taxi drivar

Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha: Very big broblem.. very much cars.. u see?.. but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za me7war street.. and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha: I do not undurstand what u say

Reporter: I mean.. how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water.. and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make frend i know make money at home.. and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any money

Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha: me?! ..Not a lot.. but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?

Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment

Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha: What duz zat mean?

Reporter: Do u choose your president
Taha: Mubarak?

Reporter: yes
Taha (nervously): I didn't give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice

Reporter: Why him?
Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

Reporter: what about the last 26 years ?
Taha : I got marry.. and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi

Reporter: No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha: He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds

Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok.. just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head

Reporter: Grrrrrrrr
Taha: ok ok.. need a Taxi?
نقلا عن أ/وائل عباس


mohamed elbanna said...

صباح الفل يا سموحه
وحمد لله على سلامة العودة للتدوين
البتاعه دى نسيتنا الهم والله وضحكت عليها كتير
وما كنتش عارف ان الانجليزى سهل كده

سامح البرقي said...

صباح الفل يا حبيب قلبي
منور المدونةوالله يا جميل
ودايما انت صاحب لفتات جميلة
ان شاء الله لن اتوقف عن التدوين ثانية
بل في جعبتي بعض الافكار للتغيير النوعي
مستنيك تنزل مصر حبيبي

omar مشروع بطل said...

بجد حلوة
انا فعلا والله ركبت تاكسى مرة "ودى من المرات القلائل نظرا لظروفى وقتها" المهم كلمت السواق وسالته اسئلة زى دى والله اسئلته ما فرقت عن كده .."المحور و الدائرى" هما دول حياته يا ناس ... !!!!
او يمكن افتكرنى مخبر محبش يبعبع بس الشهادة لله برضه احيانا تانية كتير بدردش مع سواق ميكروباص او تاكسى تانى بيبعبع فى الكلام اوى ويفتح .. تقولش منبر الجزيرة

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